Written a Product Review (335/366)
“I rarely read or buy a book because of a review.” ~ Jim Harrison
Seen a Film at the Variety Screening Room (333/366)
King Candy: [puts on glasses] You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you? [Ralph smacks the King with the glasses] King Candy: You hit a guy, with glasses. Well played. ~ Wreck-it Ralph
Created an “Alternative” Christmas Tree (332/366)
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!” ~ Charles N. Barnard
Made Thanksgiving Leftover Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (331/366)
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James
Had “Chocolate Cheese” (330/366)
“Taste refers to the past, imagination to the future.” ~ Mason Cooley
Juiced a Pomegranate (329/366)
“What is this contradiction called a pomegranate? The pomegranate is sweet, but the pomegranate is tart. The pomegranate is tough and wrinkled, but when cut open it glistens with ruby-like seeds. In the Greek myth of Persephone, the pomegranate is called the fruit of the underworld, yet in the Muslim Qu’uran it is called the fruit of paradise.” ~ Diana […]
Eaten Chestnuts (328/366)
“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Yuletide carols being sung by a choir, and folks dressed up like eskimos …” ~ The Christmas Song, written by Mel Tormé and Bob Wells
Made Schmaltz and Gribenes (326/366)
“A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.” ~ Henny Youngman
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